1. Drafting Emails. 2. Walking around with a piece of paper and pencil in your hand. 3. Sitting in a corner and doodling in a notebook (make sure no one can see what you're doodling) 4. Having extended conversations with people working in different rooms - each will assume you are taking a break when actually you're moving from break to break the entire day. 5. Feigning interest in Boss' hobby and talking to him about it - be it anything from obscure art house films to toe-nail clippings. 6. Volunteering for field work - any field work, getting coffee, getting the company car fixed, recce a ...

History is written by the victor, they say. False! History is written by bespectacled professors (or their historical counterparts) who are bossed around by their wives. And therefore, it is full of lies. To set the record straight, Random tells you... WHAT THEY TOLD YOU WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED Aditya is the elder, responsible son of Yash. Aditya is actually Manmohan Desai's son, whom Yash stole as he already knew that his real one will be of no use. Amitabh Bachchan was hospitalized after Punit Issar accidentally hit him during the shooting of Coolie. He was hospitalized because he accidentally hit Puneet Issar and hurt his hand. Dharmendra fought a ...

A lot has changed in our country in the 62 years since independence. But nobody (especially among readers of Random) knows exactly what the changes are. Random comes to the rescue and tells you what has changed by taking a look at India... BEFORE AFTER People protested against the British rule to bring an end to their life of slavery. People protest against the IPL cheerleaders. Indians were not allowed in English clubs Indians are not allowed in Australian clubs India experienced some of the worst famines ever recorded India experienced some of the worst females ever recorded Calcutta was a swampy land that was converted into an urban city by ...

History is written by the victor, they say. False! History is written by bespectacled professors (or their historical counterparts) who are bossed around by their wives. And therefore, it is full of lies. To set the record straight, Random tells you... WHAT THEY TOLD YOU IN SCHOOL WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED Newton discovered the law of gravity after he saw an apple falling from a tree. He copied it off Google and invented the apple story to convince people that his discovery was original. Amitabh Bachchan was hospitalized after Punit Issar accidentally hit him during the shooting of Coolie. He was hospitalized because he accidentally hit Puneet Issar and hurt his hand. The ...

The Funniest Number (a reality show) In a walk in contest, the number 8 was conferred the funniest number of all. Zeroand 6 were disqualified; the latter for impersonating 9 and the former for coming rolling in instead of walking. The number 8 was declared the final winner for being infinitely funny on its side. The 27th letter discovered. In what is being termed the greatest discovery since the invention of the alphabet, scientists have come across the 27th letter that might just solve the riddle as to why Englishis a funny language. ...

As you probably have not noticed this is our 13th issue … the infamous number 13 has a long notorious history of  being an iniquitous number (it is bad) … but does anyone know why? Does anyone really know what the big deal is? Does anyone even care? Well, here is where we tell you what's what … HERE'S THE TRUE, TRADITIONAL, HISTORICAL VERSION, OF WHY 13 IS CONSIDERED TO BE UNLUCKY (Excerpt from A Concise History of Bullshit, by Sir N.T. Ramsey-Row) (…) There are many different stories in many different cultures involving the unluckiness of the number 13, but they are ...

June has long been impersonating a month in the Gregorian calendar but has anyone ever actually seen this so-called Month 'do anything remotely month like? Are there any UNIQUE SEASONAL PECULIARITIES in this month? Are there any IMPORTANT ANNIVERSARIES or COMMEMORATIONS? Are there any FESTIVALS in this month? I couldn't come up with any… Can you? Despite bribing May every year, we find ourselves in the shittiest(june is the who approved potty training awareness month) and worthless(june 28th is the poor's day) of months. We are sick and tired of having to deal with this month year after ...

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Aa gaya IPL ka season aur ho zao saare taiyyar. Ab ze to aap sabko pata hai ki IPL phir se suru ho raha hai. Punzab ki Preity Zinta to pehle se hi IPL me saamil thi. Aur pisle kus dino se maine akhbar me padha ki Zuhi Sawla aur Silpa Setty bhi maidan me utar gayi hai. So we at Kendriya Vidyalaya thought that why not have our own team for IPL? Zaise hi ye baat mere dimaag me aayi, maine der nahi ki aur sprint karte huye staff room ki taraf bhaga. Saare Master zeez aur Madam zeez ...