The birds of the unseen branches and the invisible souls of the dark, deserted streets have reported that gen. Musharaff is out on the prowl, this time vying for the post of general knowledge. He faces stiff competition from the reigning champion, general lola. Our in-house experts panel scrutinized the potentials of the two candidates and came up with these sensational findings:

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NAME : UTTAM ‘SOSDA’ MAL CURRENTLY : MANAGER FIRST JOB : CONDOM FETCHER AT MME.MONJOLIKA’S KOTHI HOBBIES :WALKS ALONG THE HUGLI, COLLECTING MONEY, PRESERVING THE MEMORY AND BONES OF EVERY FISH HE’S EVER EATEN Uttam Mal is an up and coming pimp in the metropolitan Kolkata region SLURP-EEN BHANG: We caught up with him at an Adda session at a local coffee shop. This is where he usually meets clients over chai and talks of the situation in the Middle East. Let's hear it in his words how it all began. “It all started on June ...

Bada shahar … aise bade shahar mein chhoti chhoti baatein to hoti hi rahti hain … aakhir kaun dekhta hai aaj kal do baar, jab hoti hai … Body found by Milkman News Crew down the street reporting on Drinking Den News Crew reporting on victims of urban legend Chappalman News Crew reporting on victims of media hype Police arrive on scene; take body in for interrogation and coroner's inspection News Crew reporting on mysterious disappearing bodies ACP Jhingur reporting on violent crime News Channel reporting on Bird Migration News Channel reporting on upcoming films interview Producer on impact of body on opening weekend take Astrologer reporting on how to avoid Alien abductions ...

PARSO TAK deemak chaurasia led them to popularity when he slipped into the outfit roles of muhnochwa and monkeyman and knocked the senses out of the viewers with his reporting. NCC YBN They make sure that serious issues like partying and prancing in designer outfits don't fade out amidst political news. INDIYAA TV Redefining entertainment. Strongly rooted to the Indian culture, they address asteroids as 'mahadanav'. They are rooted in reality and use footage from Armageddon and Independence Day to emphasize facts. thaNDi TV It stands out as the most lacklustre of the lot. There are no aliens, no jaadu-tona, and no Raakhi Savant 'shows'. Reportedly they ...

Seeking entry into quality reality TV shows; willing to host shows as well. EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATIONS Institution : National Celebrity Research Institute Qualification : MBS (Master of Bullsh*t) Thesis : Conversion of personal woes into public entertainment. Institution : Harchand Vela College Qualification : BFMF (Bachelor of Fifteen Minutes of Fame) Institution : Intermediate (12th Std) from Little Oaf Public School, Lucknow (U.P. Board) with 42 % in Commerce stream. WORK EXPERIENCE As a Celebrity: Was famous in the whole of Jhenu Waali Jhunnu ke Baba Colony, Lucknow as that boy who failed in 4th Class 3 times. Was also famous in the whole of Jhenu Waali Jhunnu ke Baba Colony, Lucknow as the boy who invented dirty gossip about people and led to ...

As soon as we heard Telangana, we said Hey! Wait there should be some more of them…and then we made a list of all the states which need to be there, parts of society which need to be represented, our whole staff demands these states through this article! VELANGANA A place where the most comfortably rich and the most apathetic people can always find a home, this state is rich in almost every natural resource and the fields plough and harvest themselves. The local infrastructure functions well enough to keep everyone satisfied, and they don't have any noticeable crime (they do have ...

Name: Raul Gandee Age: 38 Party: Cawngress Constituency: A Crib Quote: “If Mama wants it, then I am ready for it.” Pros: Schools across the country will have pasta and spaghetti in their mid-day meals Closer relation with Bangladesh, since Sheikh Hasina is indebted to his Grandmother Cons: Chetan Bhagat impersonators might increase Divorce rates will reach an all-time high with more and more women losing the ‘custody battle’ over their husband                                                       to ...

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Hassel Toy Co, presents the Political Range of Dolls and Action Figures, for Children and Adults both – the 2009 models. With their diverse designs and colors, the toys are expected to be a massive rage in the country. Here, at RANDOM we are presenting you with an exclusive sneak-peek of this elite range, before they hit the market. Commi-reds: This model is mostly found in shades of red. Popular amongst the grass-root levels because of its previous models of LeninIA23 and MaoXS47, this model is noted for its staunch opinion about anything, to the extent of being irrational and impractical. ...