It was many, many years ago when the ritual of Swayamvara (‘Self-Husband’, An Indian Bride choosing her own husband) was developed in India, by Ancient Indian wisemen, saints, and Brides. The ritual was that a young unmarried bride could choose her husband from a line of prospective, suitable husbands-to-be, be it by walking up-and-down in front of them and putting a garland (or mala) of flowers around their necks, usually after selecting which one beforehand from a balcony with some of her friends and giggling. Some times a challenge is part of the Swayamvara (‘Self-Husband’) where the prospective husband-to-be has to ...

Last week, I went to the Zoo. It’s full title is Zoological Gardens. It is very nice, and I had a lot of fun while I was there. Me and my friends first went to the ‘Ape’ exhibit. My friend Sumit said ‘O Behenchod look at that fucking Gorilla! He is scratching his balls yaar!’ I said, ‘Maa ke lode, it is not a Gorilla, it is a Chimpanzee, or Pan troglodytes, from the Congo region in Africa!’ ‘I see,’ said my friend Sumit, and then he turned to the Zoo employee standing nearby, ‘Do all members of the Pan genus ...