Those privileged enough to attend the 2nd Annual Golden Kela Awards got to see the back of Cyrus Broacha's head... the VIPs on the other hand got to sit and drink and talk, rub shoulders and what not with CyBro (as close personal friends call him) and also get a close look at the tables (the other, non-VIP guests had to sit in the back ... on chairs with needles sticking out of them ... rusty needles). Anyway, the tables had Genuine Props from Genuine Bollywood films... and here they are - THE CROCODILE WHO ATTACKED REKHA The Unknown Crocodile had ...

RANDOM : HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? Cyrus : I'm not feeling well. Bimaar hoon, what to do? People say kela is a pinnacle, it is more prestigious than the filmfare awards. RANDOM : ARE YOU NOT INTERESTED? Cyrus : I tried my best to call everyone, Shiela Dixit, Ambika Pillai, Rajdeep Sardesai, no one here returns the calls. But I'm hoping if no one comes then I'll get the awards. RANDOM : WHAT AWARD DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD WIN, IF YOU WERE TO GET A GOLDEN KELA? Cyrus : I'm happy with anything, for lyrics, for dancing, anything, as long as I get ...

SUMMER … THAT STRANGE, SULTRY SEASON SANDWICHED BETWEEN SPRING AND SMONSOON MONSOON …THAT DREADED MONTHS-LONG RECURRING NIGHTMARE WHERE CHILDREN ROAM THE STREETS AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GET ANY WORK DONE … THOSE TERRIBLE WEEKS YOUWAKE UP DRENCHED IN SWEAT (AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE LATE PAYING BACK THAT LOAN YOU TOOK FROM GUNJESH BHAI) … SUMMER …(YOU GET THE PICTURE) But don't be depressed! Things aren't that bad! For one thing, there's a lot of interesting bullshit on the news right now! But even still … here's some. More interesting shit to do while the sun is out … 1.   ...

"Ende Karthave! When will these things end? Or will they ever end? It really hurts me when I see people behaving like 13-year old air-head girls even after exhaustive counseling through my GK shows." Big Picture Lola Kutty's on myth-buster This is really insane, I tell you. In times when I'm hell-bent on changing the psychology of the country with my General Knowledge show, people are getting more and more addicted to superstitions. My Boss carries a red hanky to maintain peace at home and my watchman sports a moustache to ward off evil eyes. I wonder who would like to ...

Type O+ You are the most hardworking of the lot and thus your blood and sweat is most valued. This means more late shifts at work this month. The only upside being, you can watch The Pick Up A Headless Goat While Riding, live from Afghanistan and skip goat balls for dinner. There would be monetary loss, as you'll have to bail your serial killer uncle out of prison and buy him the Hitler moustache from the Assassinator's Auction. Type O- You might find yourself inclined towards vampires owing to your increasing appetite for blood because there doesn't seem to be enough ...