INFLATION … Naam toh suna hi hoga
On January - 4 - 2010
| Inflation can be defined as the waste material left in a small plastic cup after having a particularly large, spicy helping of papri chaat.That definition would be wrong.Another, more correct definition would be the overall general upward price movement of goods and services in an economy. Over time, as the cost of goods and services increase, the value of … (more.) | |
| WHAT CAUSES INFLATION? | |
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GEORGE W. BUSH – An actual food shortage was caused by people having ‘Barbecues’ and Gorging on Food just to piss Dubya off. |
| PRIME TIME SPIRITUALITY – The bottom fell out of the Gourd (Both Long and Bitter) market after every TV Baba and Lifestyle Guru prescribed them as cures for Cancer and AIDS. |
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THE INVISIBLE PINK Muhnochwa (Monkeyman) – Using his razor-claws and imported Invisible Pink Fur, this invisible fiend has surreptitiously raised the prices of essential household goods in another attempt to prey on innocent semi-rural folk! That Filthy Invisible Pink Bastard! |
| AND WHAT INFLATION CAUSES? | |
| THRIFTINESS IN EVERYDAY LIFE – For example, colleagues Mannu and Monty sharing the same turban to save on laundry bills. |
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CURBING SURPLUS EXPENDITURE – More and more Celebrities opting to Carpool, or in some cases Scooterpool, thus saving on Petrol, Cab-fare and in some cases Electricity. |
| INNOVATIVE JUGAAD – Reusing Condoms. ’nuff said. |
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| SOLUTION | |
| Buy RANDOM! It’s Cheap Like Crazy! And Edible! Although if you’re reading this you probably have already bought the magazine … so Good Job So Far! Keep It Up! And Eat Up! | |
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