| INDIAN INSTITUTE FOR RACIAL PROFILING AND ETHNIC STEREOTYPES |
| SPOTTING GUIDE |
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NORTH-EASTERNERS:
DO:
- Try to sound like you care about their issues.
DON’T:
- Ask if they know the only other NE’n person you know.
- Ask if they want dog with their rice (It is understood…)
- Bitch about Bob Dylan within earshot.
- Ask when their visa expires
PECULIARITIES:
Will always be more fashionable than you. |
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EUROPEANS:
DO:
- Hide your children.
- Point it out if you are a Christian, just like them.
DON’T:
- Rape them.
- Try to sneak a look at their pink nipples.
- Set out to prove their country of origin inferior to your own… it isn’t.
PECULIARITIES:
Talk loud to ethnics. |
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SOUTH ASIANS:
DO:
- Stay out of smelling range.
- Remember which hand is for eating with
and which hand is for washing with.
DON’T:
- Call them A-rabs or sand-n*ggers -
monsoon monkey will do just fine.
- Comment on the wobbling head.
- Do the accent – it doesn’t suit phoreners.
PECULIARITIES:
Are possibly the most xenophobic of them all.
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AFRICANS:
DO:
- Let them sit in front – they like that.
- Pretend you understand what they are saying.
- Pretend you care about what they are saying.
DON’T:
- Ask for heroin, offer to buy it (going rate 3 chickens/10GM)
- Compete against them in track events.
- Insult their mothers.
PECULIARITIES:
Might be under the impression that all NE’n women are prostitutes.
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