Parties… we all love them. Akbar did when he chilled out with his Nine Jewels, Paris Hilton did when she forgot to wear undies to Kanye West’s bash… Parties have always been of historical importance… and all you have to do is throw one. But it’s dangerous business! Chances of your roof falling down and the water in your pool turning pale are immense… and that’s why we are going to be your

1)     Do Not Tear The Egg Cartons From The Wall – They Make The House Sound-proof To Neighbors
2)     No Food Fights, They Only Look Good On Tv
3)     Cat fights  Are Encouraged, They Look Good Anywhere
4)     Idiots Who Bring Their Parents Along Should Not Be Invited Again
5)     Any Embarrassing Behavior Caught On Tape Will Be Recorded And Sent Through The Company Mailing List
6)    To All Co-workers

BEFORE CHAOS
- Use your childhood study table as a bar.
- Investing in disposable glasses and dancing pole  would be prudent.
- Install parent alert within 4kms from home.
- Buy room freshener.
- Hide all of your DVDs.
- Put sleep inducers in a freshly baked cake and send   over to neighbors. This helps avoid                          police  crashing  the party.

AFTER DESTRUCTION
- Regret The Previous  Night When You Wake Up To A  Destroyed House.
- Consult Your Insurance Agent.
- Open All Windows And Use That Room Freshener You Bought.
- Pay Your Friend For Acting As Your Date At The Party.
- Pay That Friend A Little More To Help You  Clean The Place.

One more thing that needs to be remembered is the principle of like party, like requirements. A bachelor party only requires women. An Arabian themed party needs hookah and women. Basement parties require television, rolling paper and women.However, a party with a ‘World Cup Final Match Live’ theme needs no women*. That’s all the information one could use to throw a party, the rest you shall learn by experience.

* Lap dancers might be welcomed and not go unnoticed.

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