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Those privileged enough to attend the 2nd Annual Golden Kela Awards got to see the back of Cyrus Broacha's head... the VIPs on the other hand got to sit and drink and talk, rub shoulders and what not with CyBro ...
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COMEDIAN OF THE MONTH – CYRUS BROACHA

RANDOM : HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? Cyrus : I'm not feeling well. Bimaar hoon, what to do? People say kela is a pinnacle, it is more prestigious than the filmfare awards. RANDOM : ARE YOU NOT INTERESTED? Cyrus : I tried my ...
COMEDIAN OF THE MONTH – CYRUS BROACHA

RANDOM GUIDE TO SUMMER

SUMMER … THAT STRANGE, SULTRY SEASON SANDWICHED BETWEEN SPRING AND SMONSOON MONSOON …THAT DREADED MONTHS-LONG RECURRING NIGHTMARE WHERE CHILDREN ROAM THE STREETS AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GET ANY WORK DONE … THOSE TERRIBLE WEEKS YOUWAKE UP DRENCHED IN SWEAT (AND ...
RANDOM GUIDE TO SUMMER

CUTTING THE CRAP

"Ende Karthave! When will these things end? Or will they ever end? It really hurts me when I see people behaving like 13-year old air-head girls even after exhaustive counseling through my GK shows." Big Picture Lola Kutty's on myth-buster This ...
CUTTING THE CRAP

BLOOD HORRORSCOPE

Type O+ You are the most hardworking of the lot and thus your blood and sweat is most valued. This means more late shifts at work this month. The only upside being, you can watch The Pick Up A Headless ...
BLOOD HORRORSCOPE

Mr. India – CHIRKUT

Welcome, Mr. India Home > My profile Catch Me if you can____________________________ edit This is how my profile looks to____________________ relationship Status: Single father to an army of kids andcurrently dating my tenant. here for: Mogambo and his island's destruction about ...
Mr. India – CHIRKUT

GABBAR SINGH – CHIRKUT

Welcome, Gabbar Singh(vald Hari Singh) Home > My profile Catch Me if you can_______________________________ edit This is how my profile looks to_______________________ relationship Status: Bahut yaarana lagta hai. here for: Making frandship with Basanti about me: Pachaas pachaas kos door jab koi ...
GABBAR SINGH – CHIRKUT

ANNUAL HORRORSCOPE

Aries (March 21 - April 19) May will start with a breath of fresh hair growing on your fingertips… meditate and seek within to find plumage as a curse of the albatross you killed. Avoid taking a bath this summer as ...
ANNUAL HORRORSCOPE

LOLA MEETS ADNAN SAMI

Lola (L): Please welcome Mr. Adnan Sami…(claps) Adnan Sami (AS): Hi! (Alex brings the garland towards Adnan Sami and puts it around his neck) Thank you L: You can please give it back to me. Please AS: Oh! Thank you very much L: It ...
LOLA MEETS ADNAN  SAMI

BARBAADI.COM – (The World’s Farji-est Matrimonial Service)

About my daughter PERSONALITY, LONG-TERM GOALS, PARTNER EXPECTATIONS, ETC (chi chi chi, people have become so nosy these days, i tell you) : This is Mrs. Kutty and I'm looking for a nice, decent, God-fearing,environment friendly boy for my daughter Lola. He must have ...
BARBAADI.COM – (The World’s Farji-est Matrimonial Service)

ZE HAI PUZZLE! English Mein

ACROSS 1 ask the ____ 4 has to take care of ze vibration 7 ze latest singh king 8 more strict than sodhi sir 9 sodhi sir's favorite 12 do to make channel v logo 13 you can find sodhi sir here 14 sodhi sir's mode of transport 15 ...
ZE HAI  PUZZLE! English Mein

LOLA MEETS AKSHAYE KHANNA

L: Hello? Mr.Akshaye Khanna. Oh! I finally found you. Tang Ta na (musical). I am Lola. Nice to meet you. Akshaye Khanna: Who are you sweetheart? L: Oh, he called me sweetheart. Woo! Hoo! It's a big moment. I am Lola from ...
LOLA MEETS AKSHAYE  KHANNA

HORRORSCOPE

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Just when you thought things were finally going great in your life, your Boss may give you a promotion. Don't worry. Keep a feather (with a rare combination of poop-yellow and brinjalish purple) inside your ...
HORRORSCOPE

SIMPOO AS A CALL CENTER EMPLOYEE

OUR READERS WILL RECOGNIZE SS SODHI AS A MATHS TEACHER, BUT THERE WAS A TIME, WHEN HE WASN'T SO SURE ABOUT HIS ABILITIES AS A TEACHER. TIRED OF THE TAUNTS AND HIS INSUFFERABLE STUDENTS, HE RAN AWAY FROM SCHOOL (*GASP!*) ...
SIMPOO AS A CALL CENTER EMPLOYEE

SIMPOO’S DREAM

SIMPOO’S MID SUMMER VACATION DREAM Zi muzhe bahut khusi ho rahi hai aaz ze award receive karte huye. Maine kabhi sapne mein bhi nahi socha tha ki muzko kabhi All India Maths Teachers' Association ka Teacher of the Year award milega. ...
SIMPOO’S DREAM

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Those privileged enough to attend the 2nd Annual Golden Kela Awards got to see the back of Cyrus Broacha's head... the VIPs on the other hand got to sit and drink and talk, rub shoulders and what not with CyBro (as close personal friends call him) and also get a close look at the tables (the other, non-VIP guests had ...
8 May 2010 | 1 Response | Read more>>

BULLSHIT PAGES

1. Drafting Emails. 2. Walking around with a piece of paper and pencil in your hand. 3. Sitting in a corner and doodling in a notebook (make sure no one can see what you're doodling) 4. Having extended conversations with people working in different rooms - each will assume you are taking a break when actually you're moving from break to break ...
10 May 2010 | Respond | Read more>>

BELIEVE IT OR ELSE…

Ranjit holds the record for having the largest number of torn sarees….He has 5463.75 sarees! Potatoes were brought to the Indian subcontinent by the British … It is not known what Indians ate before that. The 11 secs old baby boy of Mr. and Mrs. Khurana was the youngest living person on 18th Nov. 2008, at 12:30p.m. It takes 50 gms of sugar, ...
6 April 2010 | Respond | Read more>>

GENERAL MUSH Vs GENERAL LOLA

The birds of the unseen branches and the invisible souls of the dark, deserted streets have reported that gen. Musharaff is out on the prowl, this time vying for the post of general knowledge. He faces stiff competition from the reigning champion, general lola. Our in-house experts panel scrutinized the potentials of the two candidates and came up with these ...
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